The Cop on the Beach

During summer vacation an upperclassman meets a beautiful teen-ager in a coastal, summer-resort community. Before the summer ends they attend a beach party and she decides to spend the night with the fellow in his tent on a secluded area of the public beach. The cops discover the illegally pitched tent , and one of them enters to investigate. He proceeds to arrest the couple for trespassing and further charge the student for his statutory rape of an underage girl. The couple are frightened and bribe the cops in exchange for sexual favors offered by the girl. The first policeman withdraws from the tent and relays the offer to the second one, who accepts and prepares to enter the tent. As he pulls the young lady to him he discovers that she is his daughter.

Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Choking Doberman. W.W. Nortaon & Company. New York, 1984. Pg. 145

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The Sheriff's Daughter

A couple of policemen patrolling a beachfront at night come across a tent in a "NO CAMPING" area. One of them enters the tent to find a young couple engaged in sexual intercourse. The officer informs the couple that they are both going to be arrested for trespassing, and if the girl proves to be underage, the boy will be charged with statutory rape as well. Scared that their parents will find out about them, the couple offers a bribe: the girl will provide sexual favors for the two policemen in exchange for being let go. The first policeman readily agrees, accepts his "favors" from the girl, then exits the tent and motions his partner to take his turn with her. The second policeman eagerly ducks into the tent and drops his pants, then recoils in horror when he recognizes the young woman as his own daughter

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Surprise on the beach

This guy and girl have know each other for, like, awhile and since the guy has to leave to go back to college after their summer together they decide to consummate their love on night on the beach. So the two of them set up a tent on night one night and start going at it. A little while into it two policemen patrolling the beach come across the tent and hear the guy and girl getting it on. The first policeman busts into the tent and surprises the couple. He tells them that they are under arrest for indecent exposure. The girl flips out because she knows that the boy will also be charged with statuary rape since she is too young. So she offers sexual favors to the policemen in exchange for their amnesty. The first policeman checks with the second one who is waiting outside. Upon hearing the terms of exchange the second policeman becomes excited and anxious. The first policeman returns back inside and for several rough minutes he gets his full nearly knocking down the tent with his intensity. Finally he exits the tent with a big smile and tells his fellow officer to tag the "bitch". The second officer, with his pants already around his ankles crawls into the tent and sees the naked girl waiting for him. As the officer looks up at the face of the girl he turns white in horror and the girl screams a deathly shrill "Dad".

Story recorded on tape in the experiment of oral storytelling as described in the paper